Sunday, March 27, 2016
UWA Outbreak #2, Kalinda RP 1/1
"New log in found, user Kalinda Kriegsdottir, Maintenance Necrotechnician Lead Subterranean. Accessing profile..." chirped the computer with its obnoxious, Stepford Wife-esque secretary voice.
Three, two, one...
"Error. Your data file appears to be corrupted."
I sighed, "No, it's not. It's fine."
"Kriegsdottir is an awarded title of nobility to a dwarven child whose parents were slain in battle. A cursory inspection of you with my optical sensors indicates..."
"I'm an elf/kobold crossbreed and am also a dragonblood. My grandma's dwarven and she found my egg not far from a battlefield."
"According to protocol all elves are to be subjected to bloodline testing to determine proper House and Clan affiliations."
"No, it's fine. Really. Let's just ignore my file."
Thursday, March 10, 2016
Sunday, March 6, 2016
Writing Prompt: Demons are not born, they are made from humans surviving in hell long enough
The thing that everybody up there seems to focus on is the "fallen" part of fallen angel. Evil, horrible, rebellious angels who fought against the Lord Almighty and for their pride were cast down into the Lake of Fire to suffer for eternity.
It's the angel part you ought to be focusing on. Angels weren't given free will, they weren't given much in the brains department either. You have to remember what they were created for.
Angels were made to serve God and sing his praises. Angels were designed from the ground... er.. cloud up to be ass-kissing hired help.
The one big idea an angel had in all of history was to pitch a hissy fit when God made mankind and decided he liked us more than them.
The most creative thing angels have ever done was to basically throw a snit when Mommy and Daddy paid more attention to their new baby brother and got sent to time out.
It's the angel part you ought to be focusing on. Angels weren't given free will, they weren't given much in the brains department either. You have to remember what they were created for.
Angels were made to serve God and sing his praises. Angels were designed from the ground... er.. cloud up to be ass-kissing hired help.
The one big idea an angel had in all of history was to pitch a hissy fit when God made mankind and decided he liked us more than them.
The most creative thing angels have ever done was to basically throw a snit when Mommy and Daddy paid more attention to their new baby brother and got sent to time out.
Saturday, March 5, 2016
Recipe: Homemade Oatmeal Packets
2t Cinnamon per 3 cups
1/2 cup Sugar per 3 cups
7 cups normal oatmeal
3 cups oatmeal blended into powder
1/2 cup Sugar per 3 cups
7 cups normal oatmeal
3 cups oatmeal blended into powder
Tuesday, March 1, 2016
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