[And we find ourselves backstage, where the identically dressed pair of Aloysius Todd-Meriwether and Mr. Hush are standing around. The pair have forgone their usual suits, ties, and bowler hats in favor of what appear to be some rather ostentatious, ridiculous, and overly ornate military parade uniforms, sporting an absolutely ludicrous amount of medals.]
Al Todd-Meriwether: WELL, MY BOY, I HAVE TO SAY IT HAS MOST DEFINITELY BEEN AN HONOR TO WORK WITH YOU. THIS HAS INDEED BEEN ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING AND UNIQUE ROLES THAT I HAVE HAD TO PORTRAY DURING MY STORIED CAREER OF MANY DECADES AS AN ACTOR!
[Mr. Hush nods, extending a hand for his soon-to-no-longer-be-need voice actor to shake.]
Al Todd-Meriwether: WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT SO MANY MONTHS AGO, ENTERING WITH A BANG, AND LEAVING WITH LITTLE MORE THAN A WHIMPER.
[Then again Al's whimpers are of parallel volume to most people's bangs.]
Al Todd-Meriwether: SO HERE WE ARE WITH ONE LAST SOLILOQUY BEFORE WE STRIDE OFF INTO THE NIGHT AND I AM MADE TO TAKE OFF THE MASK OF MR. HUSH FOR THE LAST TIME.
[We turn to Mr. Hush, who has produced the diminutive handpuppet of none other than Mr. Sock Puppet Stick-Poked-in-His-Tushie Ba'al in order to more effectively communicate.]
Showing posts with label Upping the Ante. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Upping the Ante. Show all posts
Friday, October 17, 2014
IWC's Upping the Ante, October 19, 2014, Kalinda RP 1 of 1
The dumbest man and woman in professional wrestling today.
That is what I called Clarence Whitman and Taylor Chase four days ago. But I didn't say it here. I said it in ULW. I said a lot of things in ULW. I said a lot of things about the IWC over in ULW.
And do you know why?
Do you know why I went out of my way to vent my spleen on somebody's else's wrestling program and not here?
Because I wanted to test something. I wanted to see what would happen. I wanted to experience the fallout, the reprimand, the ass-chewing, the bitch fest from people in power. How dare I, as an active IWC employee wander off onto somebody else's show and basically pull down my employer's pants and give the IWC a verbal sodomizing right there on the airwaves and internets for all to see.
It never came.
I buried the federation less than a week removed from a big PPV, I did it in a company with an IDENTICAL market and parallel media presence. We share the same gods damned building. I can't think of ANYBODY who would be the IWC's biggest competitor and rival than ULW.
I threw down the gauntlet and announced my pending departure from the IWC four days ago. Half because I meant it, and half because I wanted to see what would happen.
The answer to that is nothing.
Nothing happened.
That is what I called Clarence Whitman and Taylor Chase four days ago. But I didn't say it here. I said it in ULW. I said a lot of things in ULW. I said a lot of things about the IWC over in ULW.
And do you know why?
Do you know why I went out of my way to vent my spleen on somebody's else's wrestling program and not here?
Because I wanted to test something. I wanted to see what would happen. I wanted to experience the fallout, the reprimand, the ass-chewing, the bitch fest from people in power. How dare I, as an active IWC employee wander off onto somebody else's show and basically pull down my employer's pants and give the IWC a verbal sodomizing right there on the airwaves and internets for all to see.
It never came.
I buried the federation less than a week removed from a big PPV, I did it in a company with an IDENTICAL market and parallel media presence. We share the same gods damned building. I can't think of ANYBODY who would be the IWC's biggest competitor and rival than ULW.
I threw down the gauntlet and announced my pending departure from the IWC four days ago. Half because I meant it, and half because I wanted to see what would happen.
The answer to that is nothing.
Nothing happened.
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