Fate/Phantom Soul Session 7: Veda and Mocking the Germans

 Heya once again, Chat!

Guess what? I'm full of even more crimes than I thought! I'm already a crime against nature, and a crime against good taste, but it turns out that I've also got proper crime crimes inside me. And not just media and software piracy.

It looks like I can forge IDs with the best of them. Give me a bunch of gel pens and I'm like a gosh-darned inkjet printer.

Thus we're smuggling ourselves out of New Zealand via Loch Ness Monster. Yeah, suck it Army of Dorkness, you'll never figure out how we're going to get to where we're going and what method we used to get there.

So you'll never guess what happened, Chat!

Fate/Phantom Soul Session 6: Veda and the Albino What No You Can't Call Them All Homunculi That's Racist Stabby Junior!

Hello once more, chat!

Even though I'm not live streaming and thus you're not technically chat anymore, you guys will always be chat in my heart. Or possibly hearts. I don't know dragon anatomy, so they might have multiple redundant organ systems, which is why I'm so hard to kill.

So we've officially added Person Stuffed Into a Magic Blonde White Girl number… uh… Ms. France, Wayne and Dwayne Gretsky, Princess Shrimp-For-A-Butt, Stabby Junior, New New Girl, and me… eight to our roster.

And this one isn't a mascot this time! So the Princess managed to feel the battle we had with the endoskeletons and rushed back to find us and accidentally managed to trip over another person who got Mascot Suit'ed like the rest of us. Only this time it's not a Mascot, but rather a coach for the whole Pokemon Gym Battle thing.

And of course the first thing the Princess does when unsupervised (after stuffing her face at Das Strööpwaffel) is run into an artificial creature that is pure white with red eyes and enter into a Ć̶̪̯̲͊͑̆̔̀͆̈͑̎̀́̐̕O̶̡̹͖̣̞̭̦͍͍͓͍̼͇̤̔̈́̀̿̽Ņ̸͙̙̬̄̈́̈́͘Ţ̷̝̦̜̼̱͎̱̠̮͖̼́͜ͅR̸͓̺̟̝̲͉̻͎̤͛̂̔͛̅̅̐̾̒͛̂̚͝͝͝ͅA̷̡̧͙͔̖͈̭̔̕C̵͈̯̠̗͕͎̥̙̮͙̼̤̓͒ͅT̷̢̨̢̛̥̬͐̽̓͐̈͛̋̔̃̂̍͊̿͝.  So the New New New Girl gets to be called Kyubei.

Fate/Phantom Soul Session 5: Veda and the Attack of the Gainaxing Automatons

Well, chat, after that emotionally fraught and emotional update with the last one I come to you with a minor add on.

We are once more on the run again! After talking to the church and having Princess Shrimp-For-A-Butt wander off to a brunch date with the New New Girl at Das Strööpwaffel, we had a bunch of robots march their lanky, long-armed asses through the woods looking for us.

Like… I suppose that they might have been there for benevolent purposes. But having nearly a dozen arcane robo-assassins marching through the woods when… you know… we're not supposed to talk about magic and are supposed to refer to it as hockey, Pokemon, and mascots and whatnot means that somebody is not taking their part of the whole veil of secrecy seriously.

Clanky-Clank and the Clunky Bunch aren't exactly the most subtle things in existence considering the ones we say looked like an assortment of candy with Generic Jawbreaker White, Classic Lime and Definitely Not Sour Apple Because Sour Apple Sucks and I Fucking Hate You Lifesavers For Replacing Lime for a Shitty Flavor Which I Hate, and also Grape.

Fate/Phantom Soul Session 4: Veda and the HP Lovecraft If You Know What I Mean

Hey chat!

It's been a bit and I've got more to talk about.

Not only do we have New New Girl (who is very definitely not a witch), but we also have New Girl's evil twin. Technically they're not related (Thyra I'm sure would've mentioned having a sister who has been missing for months), but they're actually somehow the same person, or variations of the same person.

Umm… I guess they're different versions of Wayne Gretzky that… I dunno? Play in different positions or something? Despite being so close to Canada by way of Minnesota, I'm not really much of one for hockey. Though it does not have a ball, it's still one of those Sportsball things that I don't have any real interest in.

Except maybe that one NES Ice Hockey RPG that I can't remember the name of, where you go from town to town playing big teams and get into random encounters with minor league teams in short games.

[VK note: Oh wow, apparently the game I'm thinking of never actually got released. Hit the Ice never made it onto the NES, even though it was developed enough to where I read about the RPG mode in Nintendo Power 30-some years ago. Magi meddling apparently made it a thing in the FATE verse, what with the "Stanley Cup" being a thing and all. Veda deserves to be able to play it after all we put her through and will put her through.]

Fate/Phantom Soul Session 2+3: Veda and the Curse of Luigi Spaghetti

 

Hello once again chat!

So it seems like our merry band of two normal people and two wizards from a secret society of wizards (who I hope are not associated with the Moldyshorts, the Dark Lady of TERF What Lives In a Black Mold-Infested Castle's secret society of wizards) has expanded!

Joining Ms. French, Stabby Junior, Princess Shrimp-For-A-Butt and myself is another wizard lady that got stuffed into a… hmm… well, considering we have two dragons and a Zergling, let's try and keep to that wizard secret society nomenclature-avoiding type thing and say she got stuffed into a mascot costume.

Very Five Nights at Freddy's, what with all the corpses lying around but also with us still being here possessing bodies of the mystical mascots that seem to be based on folks from myth and legend.