Thursday, March 10, 2016
Sunday, March 6, 2016
Writing Prompt: Demons are not born, they are made from humans surviving in hell long enough
The thing that everybody up there seems to focus on is the "fallen" part of fallen angel. Evil, horrible, rebellious angels who fought against the Lord Almighty and for their pride were cast down into the Lake of Fire to suffer for eternity.
It's the angel part you ought to be focusing on. Angels weren't given free will, they weren't given much in the brains department either. You have to remember what they were created for.
Angels were made to serve God and sing his praises. Angels were designed from the ground... er.. cloud up to be ass-kissing hired help.
The one big idea an angel had in all of history was to pitch a hissy fit when God made mankind and decided he liked us more than them.
The most creative thing angels have ever done was to basically throw a snit when Mommy and Daddy paid more attention to their new baby brother and got sent to time out.
It's the angel part you ought to be focusing on. Angels weren't given free will, they weren't given much in the brains department either. You have to remember what they were created for.
Angels were made to serve God and sing his praises. Angels were designed from the ground... er.. cloud up to be ass-kissing hired help.
The one big idea an angel had in all of history was to pitch a hissy fit when God made mankind and decided he liked us more than them.
The most creative thing angels have ever done was to basically throw a snit when Mommy and Daddy paid more attention to their new baby brother and got sent to time out.
Saturday, March 5, 2016
Recipe: Homemade Oatmeal Packets
2t Cinnamon per 3 cups
1/2 cup Sugar per 3 cups
7 cups normal oatmeal
3 cups oatmeal blended into powder
1/2 cup Sugar per 3 cups
7 cups normal oatmeal
3 cups oatmeal blended into powder
Tuesday, March 1, 2016
Sunday, February 28, 2016
IWC's Last Stand 2016
When you're thrown into a casket, locked in, and set on fire oddly enough you end up with quite a bit of time to think about things before it gets really uncomfortable. It isn't the flames that end up doing the damage, but rather the heat.
If it had been a nice, pleasant pine box I would've been good. I could've punched through that sucker like tissue paper. It would've taken forever to burn. Think of how long it takes for logs on a fire to burn all the way through. Your average casket's got a good inch or so of wood between you and the outside world, and wood is a shitty conductor. Like Southeastern levels of shitty conductors.
If it had been a nice, pleasant pine box I would've been good. I could've punched through that sucker like tissue paper. It would've taken forever to burn. Think of how long it takes for logs on a fire to burn all the way through. Your average casket's got a good inch or so of wood between you and the outside world, and wood is a shitty conductor. Like Southeastern levels of shitty conductors.
Sunday, February 21, 2016
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